Avon Drama Department is starting the signup process for this year's two act play. The performance will be April 9, and it will be a comedy, but not a musical. The play is titled How I Met Your Mummy.

The play is a farce made up of eleven characters. As of right now, the department has six people signed up. This teaser is based on the play’s synopsis:

In this hysterically witty, spine-tingling farce, the O. Howe Dulle Museum is about to unveil their latest find — a mysterious mummy named Yo-Wut-Sup. There’s nothing dull about this museum considering everyone wants to get their hands on this ancient man!

A pushy reporter vows to prove Yo-Wut-Sup is a hoax. A wacky mystic intends to sneak him back to Egypt. Three high school students want to use him in their low budget horror film. And two clueless robbers plan to steal the mummy, if only they can figure out what one looks like.

Can Melvin Trimble, the world’s most cowardly security guard, stop all of them considering it’s his first night on the job? Or will he be left taking the “wrap”? And why are there, not one, not two, but three creepy mummies roaming the halls? Now museum, now you don’t!